pornstarparkchanyeol:

I wonder if EXO knows how much pussy is on standby for them

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

petparent:

Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack 

thats-slightly-raven:

thats-slightly-raven:

My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.

I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.

viridian-ebubbles:

emkay-mlp:

My parents often warned me that people on the internet could be lying about who they really are but I’ve found that the internet is the only place where are truly themselves and in reality they lie about who they are offline.

this is so true it hurts